Cheese and rice

Before pissing we made Number Ones,
And so we may advise our sons,
To use the john and not the crapper,
For young nymphs avoid the latter.

Poor God is gosh and Jesus gees,
Their new names aim to please,
The frail bastard, now sod,
The one who still believes in god.

Gad she’s hot! That lass is nice.
Why seek breasts when boobs suffice?
Beware the penis in the nude,
For even members can be rude.

The frikkin problem with this shoot,
Is that purity is a vain pursuit.